My cat thinks he's a lion
Knows he's fifty times his size
But if you move behind him
He will turn and flee and hide
He's really a big coward
I can see it in his eyes
No matter what I tell him
He still thinks he's a lion
He claims to be a fighter
But he never backs it up
Acts like a little grizzly bear
But really he aint tough
No matter what I tell him
He seems thoroughly convinced
That he is for sure
He biggest lion to ever have lived