Tindercation Video (MV)

Just swipe right, let me love you
Stay for the night, If you want to
We'll Netflix and chill baby hold still

It started on a day, when he said how cute is she ey?
Do you think I should swipe right, or do you think she will bite?
And I said
Just go for it, and let me know how you did
I got a call later that night, he said "the best night of my life"

And that's when I got the app, and assuredly fell in the trap
Where I would tinder in my naps, and ask for tinder girls snaps
And they would tell me to piss off
But it would still end in a one-off
The tinder grind pays off

Yeah I can't seem to sleep anymore
Swiping left and right like it's a chore
Put my phone in drawer
Walk on out the door
Listen to my tinder "bling"
I'm back at war

Now I can't remember the time before
No notifications
No single frustrations
So go ahead and send me your location
To your house
It's a great app where we don't have to be a spouse
This app is purely for the aroused

You just matched with a girl
You go on the date she makes you hurl
You got cat fished, now your sausage curled

The next day, you wonder "why
Do I suck, being a tinder guy?"
You spend all day questioning your pride

There's millions of other men
Who can't understand
Why they're not in bed

It's everybody's man addiction
To try and get a girl's attention
Boom you got a match
Boom she's on her back
Boom then you hear that "bling"
Now you're in tact

Now I can't remember her contact
Go to my notifications
See her single frustrations
Reply to her say send me your location
To your house
I'll give you the time of your life
Baby we need no vows
Just follow my voice, and sing along with my sound

You just matched with your 100th chick
You can't seem, to get them to your... Couch
Why can't I, get them by my side

It frustrates me, when the girls say hi
Then I give a sexy reply
Then it says seen, and I'm like okay bye

There's millions of other babes
To help guys get laid
With no one to blame

Now you match with another one
She's just your type, you type "hey sugar bun"
From that line, you guaranteed a night of fun

The next day you wake up in your bed
"Where did she go?" she wrote
"You had a big forehead"
This is the typical tinder night