People call me insane, messed up in the head
I bark and bark until I go to bed
I wag my tail and be a good boy
All I want to do is gnaw on my chew toy
They're saying they don't understand
But this lifestyle is grand
I make some Tik Toks
Then I look at the clock
It's time for lunch
I grab a bowl and begin to munch
I love my kibble and bits
When I start, I can't quit
Then I draw some fan art
Alexa, put a new sketchbook in my cart
Post it online
The only ones who understand are my kind
I finish my day and go to bed
I lay down and rest my furry head