Evil Kalen Almeida - TOMATO Lyrics

This song goes out to anyone who's never had a DUI

MMM!
So delicious
I'm eating tomato's and later I'll do the dishes
And maybe I'll go to the club and to the bitches
Imma bring em to the crib and make them play hoops until they can make some swishes
All my wish is
To see all the catfishes
And turn one of them misses into a Mrs
My gramma can't stop eating pufferfishes
I can't ask because her face is all puffy
So I don't know what the deal is
Man I don't wanna go to school it's gon get gory
Til I realized I'm 19 and it's not mandatory
Funny story
I was in the living room watching Finding Dory
(It's really not as good as Finding Nemo I'm sorry it's not)
After the movie hop on fort and get some victories
Got sniped in another game tryna sort my inventory
When out and touched some grass (I think it's an allegory)
Followed a road down to a broken down laboratory
First instinct I dropped down my pants and marked my territory
Here's a line about drugs cause it's obligatory
I felt like I own the world for centuries
But remember when I told y'all it's a funny story
The glory I had until I heard the sound of a faint walk
Guy yelling stop an old man with a fat- (no)
Sometimes I dream about marrying Dwayne Johnson, The Rock
Personally I don't like that rule in baseball that they call the balk
I don't own a liscense for guns but on my fingers a Glock
Going 80 in a school zone I'm never gon stop
I just hit a kid man I think I'm gon stop
I got 20 dollars for any man who gon give me the gawk
I'm almost done with that tomato
It's f*cking gross why'd I just eat a tomato
I'd rather eat straight queso
Ok so...
Ive been thinking about making a game show
It's gon be like...I don't know
I think Itd be funny if that was the outro

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Gizmo