Oh my love, that apple looks so good
Oh my love, you gotta be so misunderstood
Records cheap, fashion high
Sexy jeans, but they cry
There's a worm in every bite
You and I, you and I
Don't shop there anymore
Please stop that shopping at your Urban Outfitters
Coachella would be better sans those homophobe jitters
Cause when it comes to justice, hell you know I'm no quitter
I'm just a beginner but I will be a winner one day
Oh one day
One day
Like an urban legend, one day
Oh my love, remember when we fought
With bricks at stone and Marsha saved our lot
I was young, still unborn
Even though, still of scorn
Here you go, Unicorn
If you're torn, if you're torn just
Don't shop there anymore
Please stop that shopping at your Urban Outfitters
Coachella would be bopping sans those homophobe jitters
Cause when it comes to justice, hell you know I'm no quitter
I'm just a beginner but I will be a winner one day
Oh one day
One day
Like an urban legend, one day
We have a mental health crisis
But the issue isn't ISIS
It's these Nazis on our homeland
Paying the NRA like it's their rent
(F*ck that shit!)
Please stop that shopping at your Urban Outfitters
Coachella would be bopping sans those homophobe jitters
Cause when it comes to justice, hell you know I'm no quitter
I'm just a beginner but I will be a winner one day
Oh one day
One day
Like an urban legend, one day