Fred Figglehorn - Christmas Is Creepy Lyrics

Uh huh,
Yo it's Fred.
Oh, you know what I'm sayin.
Ya, kinda strange.

If snowmen came to life,
That would be creepy.
If Santa Clause snuck in my house,
That would be creepy.

Santa creepin' round and down my chimney at night.
I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right.
He knows if you've been good.
He knows if you've been bad.
It's kinda freaky.
Does he have hidden cameras in my house like that?

Oh,
Come to think of it elves are realy scary.
So small.
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy.
Rein deer,
Sharp teeth,
Rudolph,
Might eat me.
Christmas is kinda strange,
When you think about it that way.

If snowmen came to life,
That would be creepy.
If Santa Clause snuck in my house,
That would be creepy.
And it's realy weird,
Looks like a fake beard.
Something doesn't seem right to me.
If snowmen came to life,
That would be creep creep creepy.

Oh, kinda creepy.
Ya, kinda strange.
Oh, yo it's Fred.
Ya, something isn't right.

Don't leave me coal,
That's kinda strange.
Sneaking round my house is realy breaking and entering.
Santa kissing mom,
That's just wrong.
Someone better tell me what's going on.
It's kinda strange,
There are jingle bells in every christmas song.

Oh,
Come to think of it elves are realy scary.
So small.
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy.
Rein deer,
Sharp teeth,
Rudolph,
Might eat me.
Christmas is kinda strange,
When you think about it that way.

If snowmen came to life,
That would be creepy.
If Santa Clause snuck in my house,
That would be creepy.
And it's realy weird,
Looks like a fake beard.
Something doesn't seem right to me.
If snowmen came to life,
That would be creep creep creepy.

Rudolph, why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
Fred.
Creepy aaaaaah!
I can't take it.
Did you hear that?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Aaaaaah aaaaaah!
This just isn't right.
Aaaaaah!

If snowmen came to life,
That would be creepy.
If Santa Clause snuck in my house,
That would be creepy.
And it's realy weird,
Looks like a fake beard.
Something doesn't seem right to me.
If snowmen came to life,
That would be creep creep creepy.

If snowmen came to life,
That would be creepy.
If Santa Clause snuck in my house,
That would be creepy.
And it's realy weird,
Looks like a fake beard.
Something doesn't seem right to me.
If snowmen came to life,
That would be creep creep creepy.

That's what I'm talking 'bout.