Why do kids wanna kill themselves these days?
When we stifle all the things that they wanna say
Why does my son sit in the basement all day?
Smoking weed, when I was your age
I'd go out and play
Why are you on an iPad?
When I was your age, I had crippling depression and Prozac
When I was your age, I'd go outside and talk to friends
The 60s were great, well for whites and men
Why do kids wanna kill themselves
In this crippled economy?
Why do kids wanna kill themselves when
They can't live independently anymore?
Oh this lazy, selfish generation
That's gonna
Gonna pay for my pension
And they want our tax money for people on the street
When I want it for the military
So that we can continue to treat
Those Arabs like a piece of meat
Why do kids wanna kill themselves?
Why don't they just go to university?
You only need 2 or 3 degrees
Before we take you kinda seriously