Federal Moguls - Furious Lyrics

I hate dial up internet, true
I hate people with no intellect, true
Staying after school for detention
Honorable mention or a Frenchman connection
I hate Kelly Clarkson, True
I hate holding farts in, True
I hate TC, he's just trying to feed his family
I hate NASCAR, gay bars and hard candy

I hate finding the can with one Pringle
I hate finding nothing in the top ten singles
I love traffic cops
I hate Parking Tickets
I hate waiting for the dryer when the Washer is finished
I hate waking up but I love the early morning
I's even hate the wide I found out she is snoring
I hate the Gulf war
I hate swamp drawers
I hate Wal-Mart
I hate low scores
I hate flying and Ryan Cabrera
More than the homeless hate the red Camera
I hate saying what into a cell phone call that keeps breaking up
I hate Payton's guts
I hate the American Version of the Office
I hate when the heat goes off in Soap Opera's
I hate vices, beer prices
Half the cost of their liquor licenses

Watch my temperature rise from these things I despise
Why you acting surprised, you feel he same way I do
But you are afraid to admit it, you just sit here and live with it
But I am over my limit and I am Furious

I hate Trans Am's and exams and mini vans
I hate Van Dam's, southern maxims.
I hate Tony Robbins and get er done
I hate All Saints, except for the cute one
I hate Dodge Neons, Celine Dion
I hate being drunk and getting beat on
I hate 52 pick ups. I hate Chin ups
I hate big ups. I hate Sinbad
I hate Sound Checks
I hate alarm calls
I hate phone sex
I Hate PT Cruisers, Steroid Users
And, all losers
I hate Hooters, I hate Taylor Reid
Judge Judy, the Movie Rudy, Tooty Fruity
I hate Heart Burn, I hate Yard Work
I hate Star Search but I hate the Cars worse

Watch my temperature rise from these things I despise
Why you acting surprised, you feel he same way I do
But you are afraid to admit it, you just sit here and live with it
But I am over my limit and I am Furious

I hate dial up internet, true
I hate a woman with no intellect, true
Staying after school for detention
Honorable Mention or the Frenchman's Connection
I hate Kelly Clarkson, True
I hate holding farts in, True
I hate TC, he's just trying to feed his family
I hate NASCAR, gay bars and hard candy
I hate sitting through a best man's speech
I hate whiffing a wet mans feet
I hate whiny bitches, me too
I hate tiny midgets that stare at you
I hate the set of the Outback to Almach
I hate the beer tax on twelve packs
I hate last calls
I hate blue balls
I hate Q ball; man F*ck You!

Watch my temperature rise from these things I despise
Why you acting surprised, you feel he same way I do
But you are afraid to admit it, you just sit here and live with it
But I am over my limit and I am Furious

Watch my temperature rise from these things I despise
Why you acting surprised, you feel he same way I do
But you are afraid to admit it, you just sit here and live with it
But I am over my limit and I am Furious