Call out of work Tuesday morning 'cause we're going out
It's open mic at Palm Coast tonight
Yeah, we're all gonna get trashed tonight
Watch all the girls as they bat their eyes at every guy with a guitar and mic
They don't know what they've done
Oh my god, I think I've come undone
Follow me to Murphy's Tavern, we'll do a Vegas Bomb or five
We'll all get bombed tonight
If we can't we'll have to put up a fight
What happened to Sam and her heavy hand?
Moved up to Athens with her new boyfriend
I hope it works out for them because it never ever works out for us
Call out of work Tuesday morning 'cause we're going out
It's open mic at Palm Coast tonight
Yeah, we're all gonna get f*cked tonight
I lost myself in these chords tonight
I'm turning over another hangover