OK, so you like to drink
Where does it measure on the seismometer?
Respectfully, do you still think
Your liver is in a shape that we can monitor?
Just be thankful that you are still such a vomiter
Oh you have blood still in your veins
The kind that makes you clinically insane
I do my best to treat you both the same
But there's gotta be a smarter way to try and hail a train
You felt yourself starting to think that
A seizure would feel like such a huge relief
Remind yourself to regularly blink and
Hire an actor soon to deal with all your grief
What happens next would shake a man down to his beliefs
Oh you have blood still in your veins
The kind that makes you clinically insane
I do my best to treat you both the same
But there's gotta be a smarter way to try and hail a train