File Thirteen - It's Christmas Lyrics

It's Christmas time once again
So gather your family and gather your friends
Huddle around the open hearth
And listen to the tales of old Uncle Garth

Slam back three pies in the blink of an eye
Regret regret regret
Raid the pantry for some Tums
Wait in agony 'til Santa comes

Head over heels, dive into the snow
And wiggle those cheeks until you know
That it's Christmas

Things may not be merry or bright
A little bit of gingerbread and it's alright
'Cause it's Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!

Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!

Hanging stockings is so fun
Lots of fun for everyone
'Cause it's fun when stockings are fun
Christmas fun is really fun

Roast those chestnuts and chug that 'nog
Gorge yourself with corn on the cob
Like a Christmas elf, the 25th comes quick

Cream your cousin in a snowball fight
Don't let up until she cries
'Cause it's Christmas!

Things may not be merry or bright
A little bit of gingerbread and it's alright
'Cause it's Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!

Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!

Drum solo!
Nice!
Bass solo!
Nice!
Guitar solo!
Try that again
Yes!

The snow is falling
Like I did in love
With my ex-wife Karen
Karen, I miss you!
It's been three long years
Since I've last seen you
I've shed all my tears, and now
This one's for you!

Christmas time is like a tree
Both are happy unlike me
'Cause it's Kare- Christmas!

Things may not be merry or bright
A little bit of gingerbread and it's alright
'Cause it's Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!

Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!