File Thirteen - Sandcastles Lyrics

Let's hit the beach
And build a sandcastle
It's a lot of work
But it's worth the hassle

Gonna gather some sand
Gonna build a foundation
This castle will be
The crown jewel of the nation

Sandcastles
(All right!)
Sandcastles
(Okay!)
Buildin' more sandcastles everyday

Build up our walls
And make them strong
If we don't build walls
They will not be strong

Throw a flag on top
And make it stable
A sandy haven
Is truly unbreakable

Sandcastles
(All right!)
Sandcastles
(Okay!)

That's when a child ran through my freaking sandcastle!

Me and my buddies all jumped in our van
I yelled, "Hit that kid as hard as you can!"
Chased that boy for nearly a mile
With fury in our eyes, and panic in the child's

"Accelerate!"
He drove away
Our big van snapped his right leg

The kid limped on back to his mom
Who screamed, "I've called the cops, and you better run!"
The police arrived, the situation grew hotter
"You're all wanted for vehicular manslaughter"

Felonies?
Oh, jeez!
I just want my sandcastle back

"Listen officers, you don't understand"
"That kid destroyed our palace of sand"
"How about if you let us go for free?"
"We'll build you a sandcastle as a peace treaty"

He agreed!
That's sweet!
We built a new castle, though it wasn't easy

As the officer approached to put the flag on top
He tripped over his his fortress and his gun went off!
The bullet struck the van's gas tank
And with a loud boom, engulfed everyone in flames

Burning flesh!
Lots of death!
And everyone died!