Filthy McGreedy - Part of the Myth Lyrics

Melanie was a good girl
Always in church by 9:00
Every Sunday
Girl Scout Cookies and Bobby Sox
Leslie drove an Audi
Ever since she turned 16
Drove the guys crazy
Biggest bitch they'd ever seen
But they were just so Orange County
Disneyland and Newport Beach
Last of the Debutantes
They were part of the myth

Richie played football
It was all he really knew
But he got all the girls and
He'd be the first to tell you
Matt was a social climber
Lunch with Reagan was his big deal
Last I heard, he was a Bircher
Biggest asshole I've ever seen
But they were just so Orange County
Mom and Dad's money and ego trips
Born to be bankers
They were part of the myth

I dropped out of high school
I guess I just couldn't stand success
It was all around me
The Emperor's Clothes its mode of dress
Now I don't miss it
South Coast Plaza and the Brea Mall
Though it's good for a laugh
I wish I could just forget it all
But I'm just too Orange County
A social failure that held a grudge
Taking it all too far
I was part of the myth