The Flaming Intestines - Minestrone Lyrics

I was in the airport the other day
Walking through security, I get stopped by the TSA
He opened up my bag and he pulled out a can
He asked "What's this?" I said "It's Minestrone, man"
He said "We're gonna have to take the soup"
Suddenly I look around and I'm surrounded by a group
I said "This isn't liquid, it's mostly beans and veggies
If you confiscate my soup, I'm gonna give you all some wedgies!"

The TSA
Will rue the day
They took away
My Minestron-ay

The TSA
Will rue the day
They took away
My Minestron-ay

Just when I have two fists full of waistbands
They hit me with a taser, and tried to cuff my hands
But I won't be subdued by tools of electrocution
So instead I gave that gang of thugs a taste of retribution
First I shoved one of them in the bag x-ray machine
Stuffed the rest into the body scanner just like they were sardines
Turned that thing on high and fried em all down to their brain
Grabbed my minestrone and just barely made my plane

The TSA
Will rue the day
They took away
My Minestron-ay

The TSA
Will rue the day
They took away
Stu's Minestron-ay