The Flaming Intestines - Really Mean Guy Lyrics

The other day this kid came up to me asking for a dime
And this other dude came up behind him and asked me for the time
Well, at the time I happened to be sitting peacefully
And the two fools disturbed my solace so I said, "Well, guys, you see
I was sitting here by myself and you decided to disturb me
And the question now of what to do has started to perturb me.
I could kill you both, or torture you, or just do some real mean stuff
But, you know, I think I'll do them all and that'll be good enough.

"Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy
You messed with me a little too much and now it's time to die
You know, it was rather foolish of you to bother such a maltempered person as I
Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy"

Now there's two guys lying there, dead, prostrate in the street
I decided to curl up next to them and get a little sleep
When this idiot good-Samaritan-guy asks me if I need assistance
And he tries to help the other two guys, annoying me with his persistence
I said, "Hey, you annoying, short-lifed guy, now you're gonna pay!
I just wanted a little sleep and you took that away"
So I took his upper lip and pulled it down below his tummy
Spun him around like a top and called him a real big dummy

I said, "Sir, I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy
You messed with me a little too much and now it's time to die
You know, it was rather foolish of you to bother such a maltempered person as I
Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy"

This wench was walking down my street, now she's hanging tree
This guy was talking too loud for my taste; he's got ankles in his knees
This dude who smelled like fish when I was in the mood for gelatin
Now dwells inside a cage I built out of the man's own skeleton
I shoved a park bench wood piece into my unkle's cousin's nose
I hung a policeman upside-down from a building with a fire hose
I did it all and I don't feel bad and if you wonder why
It's 'cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy