And I looked on outside my window
Couldn't believe what I'd seen again
Lawn Gnomes staring
Staring right at me
I looked away and I had to pretend
Demanding equal union rights from me
Ornaments won't get nothing like that from me
Armed with rakes and shovels in my backyard
Then now began to rise up and take arms
I can't let them spoil my garden
I know they have to be free
Demanding equal union rights from me
Ornaments won't get nothing like that from me