[ Featuring Probably ]
Scrolling through the threads with a lightning pace
With my alien friend in this digital space
Checking out dank memes and my favorite subs
It's my own weird little internet club
Yeah, I guess I'll upvote your cat
But it looks like you reposted that
With every comment, I get a dopamine hit
But I don't give awards, can't afford it
What are your Star Wars hot takes
Do you like my office deepfakes
Don't you just hate the official app
Why did the mods take down that
Do you like my landscaping job
Can you rate this new AI prompt
If there's an opinion, I've said it
You know I'm famous on Reddit
I post my thoughts and they ignite the flame
In this chaos, I build my name
From AMAs to niche advice
Random sub time, roll the dice
My username hides my soul
With every downvote, I lose control
Time to sort by controversial
And call every OP an asshole
What are your fitness pro tips
DAE think Mystique should have nips
Have you heard what this politician said
Do you wanna see a person who's dead
Can you explain like I'm five
Why did crypto suddenly nose-dive
If there's an opinion, I've said it
You know I'm famous on Reddit
I post my thoughts and they ignite the flame
In this chaos, I build my name
From AMAs to niche advice
Random sub time, roll the dice
My username hides my soul
With every downvote, I lose control
If there's an opinion, I've said it
You know I'm famous on Reddit
I've been scrolling and scrolling for years
And there's nothing I haven't seen
But I still can't pull my eyes away
From this goddamn screen
What are your Marvel hot takes
Do you like my Biden deep fakes
Do you still use the old site
Wanna watch a public girl fight
Do you like my puppy's weird trick
Can eating this plant make me sick
If there's an opinion, I've said it
You know I'm famous on Reddit
But I'm still not paying for premium
