[ Featuring Probably ]
If you come see us on tour
Raise your hands up praise the Lord
Make you feel like you're reborn
You'll hang on our every word
But it's all just fantasy
Yeah there's a secret about me
And the members of our crew
We are not as naive as you
We are a
Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band
And we're singing to you cause God said we can
We are a Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band
And though we never go to church
We still want you to buy our merch
Your new group leaders love us
They think that we have faith
They bring you to our show
To see punk rock that is safe
Singing songs of angels
Like Michael W Smith
Then we go backstage and find someone
To smoke weed with
We well we are a
Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band
And we're playing for you cause Jesus said we can
We are a Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band
And though we never go to church
We still want you to buy our merch
Our music is powerful and influential
You'll feel it deep inside
We get the hottest virgin groupies
Every single night
Empty words and promises
A soundcheck for the soul
And just like your religion
Making money is our goal
We are a
Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band
And you love us cause it's Satan's good command
We are a Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band
And though we'll never ever ever ever ever go to church
We still want you to buy our merch
Praise the Lord