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In the heart of the Midwest, where the rivers flow
Lies a land of wonder and a crazy freak show
From eerie tales, ii old forests so deep
To strange urban legends that will give you the creeps
A man in the toilet sings a peculiar tune
While cornfields sway under a mystic moon
Giant baskets and mysterious mounds
Echoes of history in these hallowed grounds
The weird and the wild of the world collide
Where the normal and the strange stand side by side
It might be odd, but it's still my home
There's nothing quite as skibidi as Ohio
UFO sightings in the night sky leaving
Strange patterns where the cornfields lie
Loveland frogmen by the riverside
Cryptid sightings far and wide
The weird and the wild of the world collide
Where the normal and the strange stand side by side
It might be odd, but it's still my home
There's nothing quite as skibidi as Ohio
UFO sightings in the night sky leaving
Strange patterns where the cornfields lie
Loveland frogmen by the riverside
Cryptid sightings far and wide
The weird and the wild of the world collide
Where the normal and the strange stand side by side
It might be odd, but it's still my home
There's nothing quite as skibidi as Ohio
Buckeye Chuck and football games
Haunted trails and funny names
Some of the worst presidents we've ever had
Skyline Chili is not so bad
Grandpa's Cheese Barn and the Hell sign
The Moonville Tunnel and the Ridges Asylum
Factory ruins and sculpture parks
The world's largest Swiss cuckoo clock
A mural of mysteries from bottom to top
And we all call our soda, pop
The weird and the wild of the world collide
Where the normal and the strange stand side by side
It might be odd, but it's still my home
There's nothing quite as skibidi as Ohio
No, there's nothing quite as skibidi as Ohio
