Ghoti Hook - Banana Man Lyrics

He might look just a little bit kooky, but he thinks that's okay.
He needs a job to pay off his mortgage and his Chevrolet.
If tricks you want, then he ain't your person, all he does is stand
Except the times when he is running from the policeman.

Banana Man! 1 2 3
Banana Man! I'm Banana Man,
Banana Man! Dance with me!
Banana Man! 1 2 3
Banana Man! I'm Banana Man,
Banana Man! Dance with me!

It might surprise you he went to college and got his degree.
It's hard to find a job with a major in plant psychology.
His identity he tries to keep secret, but not because he's great.
'Cause the girls will just keep on laughing, and he'll never get a date.

Banana Man! 1 2 3
Banana Man! I'm Banana Man,
Banana Man! Dance with me!
Banana Man! 1 2 3
Banana Man! I'm Banana Man,
Banana Man! Dance with me!
Banana Man! 1 2 3
Banana Man! I'm Banana Man,
Banana Man! Dance with me!
Banana Man! 1 2 3
Banana Man! I'm Banana Man,
Banana Man! Dance with me!