Guttermouth - Mark's Ark Lyrics

why? don't vegans have cows for pets?
why? don't they keep them in their apartments?
rights take a chimp to vote in '96
my god cows are smart as a stick

if you really want to make a difference
buy a herd and then go set them free
instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing
if cock roaches roam the halls
at night they fester on your balls
a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate
don't grab the raid or a shoe
remember they've got rights to
resist the urge to go and fumigate

cows with a i.q. of .08
rats ready to spread the plague
rabbits pour shapoo in their eyes
blind better their's than mine

if you really want to make a difference
buy a herd and then go set them free
instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing
if cock roaches roam the halls
at night they fester on your balls
a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate
don't grab the raid or a shoe
remember they've got rights to
resist the urge to go and fumigate

lunch a carrot sand wich sure sounds great
live my life around the veggie plate
protest write lame song and complain
march with little signs of porky pig

if you really want to make a difference
buy a herd and then go set them free
instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing
if cock roaches roam the halls
at night they fester on your balls
a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate
don't grab the raid or a shoe
remember they've got rights to
resist the urge to go and fumigate