Gauds - Fortune Cookie Lyrics

I'm gettin' Chinese food
I'll have the Kung Pao chicken
Get rid of the forks man
'Cause I'm chop-stick-in'
What's this that came with my meal?
Looks to good to be true to be real!
Crackety-crunch
Open up my fortune cookie
Mackety-munch
I chew it all up
But don't forget the fortune (Ah-ah)
With lucky numbers (Ah-ah)
And Chinese words (Ah-ah-ah)
My lucky fortune reads
"Seize the present day"
Well I'm gettin' more Chinese food
So get out of my way
What's this that came with food?
Another tasty fortune-teller cookie
Dude!
Crackety-crunch
Open up my fortune cookie
Mackety-munch
I chew it all up
But don't forget the fortune (Ah-ah)
With lucky numbers (Ah-ah)
And Chinese words (Ah-ah-ah)
But don't forget what's important (Ah-ah)
Don't forget your cookie fortune (Ah-ah ah-ah-ah)