Golden Boy Video (MV)

I got the golden super duper golden magic touch
I'll work for just a little bit but never very much
I talk shit about my coworkers and how much they suck
I know they wish I would just shut the hell up
Oh yeah go ahead and just touch me
You're touching the best you'll ever be
I shine so bright with so much light you'll lose your sight
Everything you do is wrong so I'm always right
Golden boy Golden boy
I'll do anything you want as long as I get what I want
I've worked everywhere and I've done every single thing
I'm just your special golden boy right here waiting
Just waiting
Under your desk
It must suck to be you and not be me hey
I pee excellence and sell it for bank on eBay
I can drink and drive and use Listerine spray
I can work and drive drunk like a pro all day
I'm under so much pressure I can shit a diamond
I hope nobody finds out what I'm really hiding
I don't ever get laid by a woman anyway
I thought friends don't let friends be gay
Who needs friends anyway
Golden boy Golden boy
I'll do anything you want as long as I get what I want
I've worked everywhere and I've done every single thing
I'm just your special golden boy right here waiting
Just waiting
Under your desk
Golden boy Golden boy
I'll do anything you want as long as I get what I want
I've worked everywhere and I've done every single thing
I'm just your special golden boy right here waiting
Just waiting
Under your desk