I got your text, it's nice you saved a seat for me
But I have to pay the late fees on these
Video cassettes that are decades overdue
RSVP everybody
I won't make it to the party this time
Hey! Hey! I'm bailin' on your birthday
Hey! Hey! I'm bailin' on your birthday
So I say!
I missed your call, my phone just ran out of juice
So it's charging in my bedroom
Yeah I bet you're getting sick of all my fake as f*ck excuses
I'm so sorry everybody
I won't make it to the party tonight
Misanthropy's got it's grip on me
In a tag team with anxiety
Days spent hiding away
Hiding away from it all
Hey! Hey! I'm bailin' on your birthday
Hey! Hey! I'm bailin' on your birthday
So I say!
Hey! Hey! I'm bailin' on your birthday
Hey! Hey! I'm bailin' on your birthday
You thought I knew better than that
Thought I knew better than that