Giarmo & Marquess - Top 33 Reasons You Don't Get Girls Lyrics

Uhh Marquess made this! (yea! Yea yea yea, oh come on!)
Uhh Giarmo cooked up this one!
Thank you for listening to the, top 33 reasons why you don't get girls.
This goes out to anybody who doesn't get girls, us included.
We just wanted to let you know that you aren't alone
Yeah, Alright
Yeah, lets start from the beginning; you're ugly and dumb
Your face looks chewed up, and spat out like bubble gum
You failed your test; you got absolutely destroyed
Your head is purely empty, like an endless void
Your teeth are stained, they're yellow and brown
Your stench is so bad, it drives everyone out of town
What about your hair? it looks horrendous!
You live in your momma's basement, cuz you lack independence
You failed school, since you lack the attendance
You can't get girls, since you can't form a sentence
Yeah that's right, you can't talk properly
Your unhealthy, since you don't like broccoli
And let's admit it, you might be overweight
It's probably time to cut down how much food you have on your plate
People who can't drive, is what girls hate
So It's probably time to go and get your license plate
You don't get girls, because you don't floss
You don't get girls, since you wear mixed socks
You don't get girls because, you smell very bad
You don't get girls, since your looks are sad, yeah!
You don't get girls, because you don't floss
You don't get girls, since you wear mixed socks
You don't get girls because, you smell very bad
You don't get girls, since your looks are sad
Yeah, the truth is; you don't posses a single skill
You are cowardly, you can't even swallow a pill
You're skin looks like bark, its like you're a tree
You're always laying down, since you're so lazy
Your breath is putrid, like you ate four garlic cloves
You've got wax pouring out onto your ear lobes
You look like garbage, and your clothes don't help
Your hair is so greasy, that it looks like fresh kelp
You're hopelessly poor; you have no cash
You're frighteningly hairy, and you have a moustache
You don't get girls, because you are short
Your name goes unmentioned, as if you're Voldemort
Just look at your body; its decrepit and rotten
You've got dandruff, like balls of cotten
Your voice sounds squeaky like a hacksaw
When people describe you its flaw, after flaw, after flaw!
You don't get girls, because you don't floss
You don't get girls, since you wear mixed socks
You don't get girls because, you smell very bad
You don't get girls, since your looks are sad, yeah!
You don't get girls, because you don't floss
You don't get girls, since you wear mixed socks
You don't get girls because, you smell very bad
You don't get girls, since your looks are sad
These aren't all of the reasons, these are just the best.
There are far too many reasons for us to mention the rest.
There are so many reasons, that in a way you're blessed
Marquess and Giarmo out, we hope you're impressed!