[ Featuring Alan Campbell ]
Max, you've pulled the stops out
It looks like Gala Night aboard the S.S. Titanic
Will we play spot the actor
As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks?
Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini
Or shall I open the champagne
Max, don't be evasive
Who's she invited to the ball?
Madame herself made every call
Here
Happy New Year
Norma, I can't take this
Oh, shut up
Open it
Read what it says
"Mad about the boy"
Yes, and you do look absolutely divine
Well, thank you
I had these tiles put in, you know, because Rudy Valentino said to me, "It takes tiles to tango"
Come on
No, no, not on the same floor as Valentino!
Oh come on, come on, come on
Get up
Follow me
And one, two
And one, two, one, two, together
And one
Don't lean back like that
Norma, it's that thing
It tickles
