Goodbye Charlemagne - Microdose Retirement Lyrics

I work all day from 9-5
Just trying to make enough to survive
I blink and all the moneys been spent
Forget about a house I can barely pay rent

I can't sleep but I'm always tired
Can't believe I have to do this my entire
Life probably until the day I die
The way things are going there's no end in sight

So if I have to work until I die then
I'm gonna microdose retirement
Whenever I can
Microdose retirement

You gotta take these moments whenever you find cause
They don't pay you enough to lose your mind so
When you have a chance to take a break
Send yourself on a little mental holiday

You can turn off your phone on your lunch hour
Or pretend that your computer has lost power
And dream about skipping town for some other place
Close your eyes, let your mind dissociate

Cause if you've gotta work until you die then
You might as well microdose retirement
Whenever you can
Microdose retirement

Now you might get laid off or fired
And it might take you a while to get rehired
So enjoy this brief period of peace
You might actually get a good night's sleep

Do whatever you want all day
While you're still young enough to appreciate
The benefits of unemployment
It won't last forever so just enjoy it

Cause if we're all gonna work until we die then
Better take the chance to microdose retirement
Whenever we can
Microdose retirement
Microdose retirement
Microdose retirement
Microdose retirement