Goodbye Charlemagne - Well I Guess I'll Go Ahead and Fuck Myself Lyrics

When we were kids the adults all said the same thing
When you grow up you can be anything
So we went to college got our degrees
Then they ruined the economy
Well I guess I'll go ahead and f*ck myself

We had all racked up a ton of student loan debt
And took any dead end jobs that we could get
And if we bought one avocado
They'd tell us we don't deserve a home
Well I guess I'll go ahead and f*ck myself

So I paid back all the money that I owed
Thought my finances were good, but turns out no
Because somehow being in debt no more
Ended up tanking my credit score
Well I guess I'll go ahead and f*ck myself

Now I finally have a job that pays me well
But it doesn't feel that way because I'm taxed to hell
I fill out the IRS form
Now my moneys funding several wars
Well I guess I'll go ahead and f*ck myself
Well I guess I'll go ahead and f*ck myself