Goof Ball Prodigy - KK and JK Lyrics

Let me tell you a story from a far, of our hero's captain K and his dog Kevin Jasper
Who patrolled the green fairy town in search of a sad boy with no friends around
Oh how much fun
They'd run and they'd run and they'd swim in the sun
And when ever stranger did come their way, they'd always giggle and they'd say

Kevin loves his Devin cheese, he loves it so much he'll get heart disease
Every time he'd go inside the naughty little magpies knew his food couldn't hide
Oh Kevin
Oh Jasper
He's Kevin
Oh Jasper

Till one day when captain K, looked all around but Kevin was not found
He looked very high, he looked very low
Oh how far could a flying dog go?
He moved on a mission to give someone joy, he'd gone on a new location to help the sad boy
Oh Kevin!
I saw him in a midst an adventure
Oh Jasper!
Before diving in a bush he paused as if to say

"I'm rowry I didn't say goodbye! I didn't have the time!"
"I Rove you!"

And if you listen as far to the river to the sea
You might hear that dog howling with glee!

Kevin Loves his Devin cheese, he loves it so much he'll get heart disease!
And Every time he'd go outside those naughty little lizards knew they couldn't hide!
From Kevin!
Oh Jasper!
Kevin!
Jasper!

And I remember back on that fateful day, what that shop owner did bloody well say
What a cocker spaniel lacks in brains he will surly make up for with his cocker spaniel heart