Goon Gremlins - Jesus Was A Goon Sack Lyrics

Two thousand and twenty four years ago
Something was taken from this mortal world
But it's lived on
In the backyards and garages of many centless, senseless teenage suburban homes
And us gremlins we were told a story that came straight from the heavens
A secret that we have always known
We were told to share it, share our gospel
To our fellow sacks of human flesh and bone
God pissed in a bag, I'm not talking trash
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack
It's the silver pillow with a valve for a halo
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack
In the end we can all pretend
That Jesus was a straight man with white skin
But we know him as fruity lexia
With an iridescent coat
A vessel to pour wine straight down your throat
God pissed in a bag, I'm not talking trash
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack
It's the silver pillow with a valve for a halo
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack
Turn water into wine, second coming of Christ
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack
(Goon sack, goon sack, goon sack, he was a...)
(Jesus was a goon sack)
God pissed in a bag, I'm not talking trash
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack
It's the silver pillow with a valve for a halo
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack
Turn water into wine, second coming of Christ
It's a goon sack
Jesus was a goon sack