Quaaludes
Lemme tell ya'
That was the drug back there, in the late seventies and eighties
Quaaludes
The good ol' roarer
Seven-fourteen and they changed it to Lemons
I tell ya'
We had to gobble them f*ckin' Lemons down
That was the best f*ckin' drug ever made
It was so f*cking good, the government, took them off the f*ckin' market, 'cause they were- they were putting the f*ckin' drug dealers outta' f*ckin' business
Non-narcotic, non-addictive
Bring back the f*ckin' Quaaludes
You can take all the f*ckin cocaine marijuana and all them f*ckin' designer drugs they make today, and stick 'em up your f*ckin' ass
There's nothin' like a f*ckin' Quaalude
I tell ya they were the f*ckin' best
Havin' sex on a Quaalude, ya' thought ya' died and went to Heaven
Lemme tell ya'
And when you had an orgasm, you thought you were on the f*ckin' moon
Bring back them f*ckin' Quaaludes