Grumpy Old Man - Grab me a jar Lyrics

Grab me a jar and I'll tell you a tale about the best night of my life
It happened when I was a much younger man and more open to rolling the dice
The night was still young and the music was louder than anything I'd ever heard
My head started spinning the barman was grinning as I spoke to the prettiest girl

When I woke up next mornin' didn't know where I was my head felt like it could explode
My heart beat faster than a bat out of hell I thought I was having a stroke
I'd lost all my money there was blood on my shirt I couldn't even say my own name
It was the wildest night that I'll never forget though I cannot remember a thing

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head

I got to find my address
The night's been crazier than I could expect
'Cause when I drink things get out of control
So show me the way to go home

Show me the way to go home (thank you sir)
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head

I got the baddest tattoo
And I'm also missing a tooth
'Cause when I drink things get out of control
So show me the way to go home

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago

Now ten years have passed and I still tell the tale 'bout the biggest mistake of my life
It happened when I was more stupid than now and more willing to give things a try
Now my body still aches from the beating it got but I guess that it could've been worse
'Cause at least I survived I don't know how or why not knowing is my greatest curse
So I drink to remember that night I forgot and I drink to relive that binge
But the music is never as loud as it was and the girls are as ugly as sin