Gymshorts - 0 Thanks Given Lyrics

I GOT SOME TURKEY BUT I WANTED CHICKEN
ZERO, ZERO THANKS GIVEN
I GOT SOME STUFFING BUT I WANTED NOTHING
ZERO, ZERO THANKS GIVEN

I DONT WANT TO SEE
MY STINKIN FAMILY
I JUST WANT TO EAT
I JUST WANT TO EAT FOR FREE!

HAD TO WATCH FOOTBALL, EVERY FUCKING FUMBLE
ZERO, ZERO THANKS GIVEN
HAD TO GET HIT ON BY MY CREEPY UNCLE
ZERO, ZERO THANKS GIVEN

I DONT WANT TO SEE
MY STINKIN FAMILY
I JUST WANT TO EAT
I JUST WANT TO EAT FOR FREE!

PASS THE MOHTER FUCKIN GRAVY
DON'T CARE IF YOU FUCKING HATE ME
STUFF MY MOUTH SO I'M NOT ABLE
TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS AT THE TABLE
WHY IS THIS A CELEBRATION
OF OUR FUCKING STOLEN NATION

I GOT SOME TURKEY BUT I WANTED CHICKEN
ZERO, ZERO THANKS GIVEN
I GOT SOME STUFFING BUT I WANTED NOTHING
ZERO, ZERO THANKS GIVEN

THIS WHOLE THING'S A CHARADE
THE MACY'S DAY PARADE
THIS HOLIDAY IS A SHAM
AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
SHIT'S GONNA HIT THE FAN
I'M HANGIN WITH MY FAM
CRANBERRY SAUCE IN A CAN
SEDATE ME WITH SOME TRYPTOPHAN