Loving you is somewhat of a curate's egg
Are you really loving me, or are you pulling my leg?
Somebody ought to take you down a peg or two
My cupboard love
Seems far between and few kisses I must steal
And now it means hustling you with a favorite meal
'Cuz that's the only time I get to cop a feel of you
My cupboard love
And it never used to be about the money
When we only had each other it was more than enough
For you could make a rainy day sunny
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal injection
'Cuz your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your affection?
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
All our friends remark on how perfectly we are matched
But every PDA has a string attached
I know I hurt you bad
But now you'd have thought we'd patched things up
My cupboard love
Staring at the walls, the weeping and pouting starting
Just cannot believe you'd be so mercenary
What happened to the best things in life being free?
Sorry, wrong, my cupboard love, uh-oh
And it never used to be about the money
When we only had each other it was more than enough
For you could make a rainy day sunny
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal injection
'Cuz your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your affection?
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
Cupboard love
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
[BADASS GUITAR SOLOS]
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
And it never used to be about the money
When we only had each other it was more than enough
For you could make a rainy day sunny
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal injection
'Cuz your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your affection?
Cupboard love, Cupboard love
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
Cupboard love, Cupboard love...
[Thanks to tammy.talpas for correcting these lyrics]