Hot Leg - I've Met Jesus Lyrics

Worked hard at school
Did all the right things
Got a job, got a car, got a girl
Went and got the girl a ring
Go to your church and sing your happy hymns
And you think your little Jesus that you're just like him

I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
Nothing like you

I know you think you're right
But you've got it all wrong And you're fighting the good good fight
But you're not that strong
You're a bigot, you're a bore with a fundamental flaw
Jesus doesn't love you just for keeping all the laws

I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
Nothing like you

Fun is fornication
Everything's a sin
If Jesus was a bouncer
He'd never let you in
You're a judas, you're a jury
You get drunk on your own fury
If I thrill you it will kill you
but you'll never get to heaven
Cos you'd die of shock again

I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
There's no resemblance whatsoever
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
I've met Jesus
And he's nothing like you
Nothing like you