[ Featuring Dave ]
I never said that I wanted to be your Romeo
But you pushed and you pulled and I fell in love
And then you let me go
I don't have possessions or guilty confessions
But I'll make sure you're serenaded
But you left me for another who was like every other
And my eternal summer faded
I'm useless, I'm lazy and I eat too many cakes, dear
But I'll write you a sonnet just like William Shakespeare
I'm loyal, I'm honest and I'm not like all those fakes, dear
And I'll write you a sonnet just like William Shakespeare
I never said that I wanted you to be my Juliet
But you pushed and you pulled and I fell in love
And now I'm trying to forget
I don't have possessions or guilty confessions
But I'll make sure you're serenaded
But you left me for another who was like every other
And my eternal summer faded
I'm useless, I'm lazy and I eat too many cakes, dear
But I'll write you a sonnet just like William Shakespeare
I'm loyal, I'm honest and I'm not like all those fakes, dear
And I'll write you a sonnet just like William Shakespeare
