THE HARRY HAMMONDS - Madverts Lyrics

I love adverts
I love Madverts...
They live inside my mind

I love adverts
They are Madverts
And they crawl inside my brain

I love adverts
Troubled fad-verts
Send me totally insane
I love adverts
Mum and dad-verts
Scrambling up my brain

Adverts, oooooh
Your messing with my mind...
Adverts, oooooh
Your're evil and unkind
So just leave me,
Don't ever weave me
In your worthless minute buys
Please Just free me
Don't even see me
I don't want you in my eyes

'We interrupt this show to bring you the all new
Super dooper shiny shiny, stick in in the closet
And watch it grow,
Its the best consumer dream you'll ever see'

I love adverts
They are badverts
And They stick inside my head
I love adverts
I'll sing adverts
Even when Im dead

Im dead now..
Dead in my head
Nothing ever happens
In my brain except adverts
And they're sending me insane

In sane insane insane!!!