Well I woke up one morning
Feeling quite alright
But then when I went to pee
Got the fright of my life
It wasnt just the usual, no
It wasnt fine
I felt like I was passing
Something I had mined
Pissin' marbles oh what a sight
Pissin' marbles in the dead of the night!
Clinkity clink as they hit the bowl
Pissin' marbles gonna take their toll!
Doctor said "Son you got kidney stones to blame
You'll feel the pain and you'll remember my name!"
I said "Doc you mean to say these tiny stones
Are the reason why I'm feelin' like I've been hit with cyclones?"
Pissin' marbles oh what a sight
Pissin' marbles in the dead of the night!
Clinkity clink as they hit the bowl
Pissin' marbles gonna take their toll!
Every time I go it's like a game of chance
Will it be a trickle or a mighty dance?
But through the pain I keep my sense of humor
Even though I feel like I've got a tumor!
Pissin' marbles oh what a sight
Pissin' marbles in the dead of the night!
Clinkity clink as they hit the bowl
Pissin' marbles gonna take their toll!