Hark, all ye Daughters of Jerusalem
Behold what I have found
A monstrous skeleton
In the depths of the ground
It's probably a demon
With a bad case of scoliosis
So let's just bury it again
And eat some hummus
But the Behemoth speaks"I'm a pterosaur with a broken wing
Ticked off about everything
Holding on to all life's memories
And I feel so f*cking guilty about everything"
I drank four overpriced beers in the Austin-Bergstrom International Airport
And then I lined up to board a two and a half hour flight
And I sat there watching Marie Kondo on the airplane tv
And I thought about my life
I'm a pterosaur trying to catch a plane
I've sucked and f*cked my way through TSA
Holding onto unheard melodies
And I feel so f*cking guilty about everything
Whack fo la de ra
Getting nothing done
Whack fo la le ra
Getting nothing done