Resume Video (MV)

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
I'm a hard worker, I have plenty of skill
I need a job to help with these bills
I need to work, so hire me, you jerks
What do I have to do to work for you
I don't do windows or floors, but I can do other chores
I can type really fast, I can be your corporate smart-ass
I'm a quick study, I just need a job, buddy
I am open for business, put me to work, please
I don't do begging well, but I'm on my knees
You can save the day just for a little pay
I am asking you to listen to my resume
I can sit at a desk if it is your wish
I can stand in a kitchen and whip you up a dish
When I was younger, you could get me to dig ya ditch
Now that I'm older, I would rather place docs in a folder
With a micromanaging asshole looking over my shoulder
I'll work for 70k, yeah
That's a bargain if you ask
You just say the word, and I'll do the task
I am open for business, put me to work, please
I don't do begging well, but I'm on my knees
You can save the day just for a little pay
I am asking you to listen to my resume
You can really help a brother out
I need to work, you know what I'm talking about
I am open for business, put me to work, please
I don't do begging well, but I'm on my knees
You can save the day just for a little pay
I am asking you to listen to my resume
My resume
I'll work on Monday, I'll work on Tuesday
I'll work until three in the morning
But on Fridays, get someone else to do it
Come on, hire me, you know you want to
I am open for business, put me to work, please
I don't do begging well, but I'm on my knees
You can save a day just for a little pay
I am asking you to listen to my resume
I am open for business, put me to work, please
I don't do begging well, but I'm on my knees
You can save the day just for a little pay
I am asking you to listen to my resume
My resume