I've got a new friend
Isn't quite as funny as my old friends
Has a lot of money that he won't spend
But he says there's a plan
That governs everything that we do
Tells me to wait in the car
Handles some things in a bar
Says his mysterious ways
Are all in the service of faith and I know
That's right
He prays in the dead of the night
But I don't want to feel that I've gone wrong
I've got a new friend
Takes me to a meeting on a weekend
Taught me how to think about the deep end
And how it extends
Under everything we take to be true
Takes me to dinner with three
People who happen to be
Leaders, though doll-like and strange
And I know now that everything's changed but I
Can't walk out
For knowing what it's all about
But I don't want to feel that I've gone wrong
And I've been wrong so often, I ought to know
It feels so insulting to be swayed by this show
I guess I really shouldn't bother with new friends anymore
Maybe I'm better alone
Maybe I'm better alone