Hunter Hart - Mostly Harmless Lyrics

Anything that happens, happens, anything that in happening
Causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen
Anything that in happen, causes itself to happen again, happens again
It doesn't necessarily need to do it in chronological order though

I haven't felt anything for awhile, could you please feed me a bible?
Put up a chocolate fountain at the top of your cardboard mountain
I haven't shaved for 13 weeks, why did I listen to the Jesus Freaks?

After school, you could come hang out in my orange crush swimming pool
Or pin me up against the wall like we're behind Niagara falls
This could be a meaningless commitment but I swear I'm mostly harmless

The last time you saw me I was in the diner alone eating dinosaur bones
I can explain I was just trying to stay away from the rain
I have changed I promise I am no longer deranged
I'll just shut up now and get back to whatever it was I was saying

I'll give you a dime if you give me just a moment of your time
I don't know where to go or how to get home from Idaho
I've got my eyes on your chest and you're asking me why I'm turning red

The first time you saw me I was dead in street with nothing on my feet
I couldn't explain how I ended up getting thrown off the train, I'm a new man, but i
I missed the chorus, f*ck

After school, you could come hang out in my orange crush swimming pool
Or pin me up against the wall like we're behind Niagara falls
This could be a meaningless commitment but I swear I'm mostly harmless

When I last saw you I really had no clue what to do
I couldn't speak and I swear my grandpa died last week
I'm not a tool but I'm most definitely a fool

I had a dream we were armless but I swear I'm mostly harmless