Ian Dury And The Blockheads - F*ck Off Noddy Lyrics

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat

Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog

Singing: f*ck off Noddy, you little prick
F*ck off Noddy, you get on my wick

Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point
F*ck this for a lark said Sweet Jack of Hearts
Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?

Singing: f*ck off Noddy you bloodless berk
F*ck off Noddy, youre just a jerk

F*ck off Noddy, you smelly turd
F*ck off Noddy youre so absurd
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
F*ck off Noddy you little wimp
F*ck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp
F*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
F*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat