DIANA
We go out in the evening
We catch a movie, dinner too
We hang out with our buddies
The way two good friends do
We say goodnight
And that's alright
If that's alright with you
Friendship's where this ends
'Cause we're just friends
JEFF
Who also make-out.
DIANA
Friends are like an old shirt
That always makes you smile
JEFF
It makes you feel all fuzzy inside
But it gets dirty once in a while
DIANA
A friend does to you
As you do unto them
Like Jesus recommends
BOTH
And we want to be good boys and girls
So that's why we're just friends...
With benefits
DIANA
We each do our own thing
'Cause we're not dating and that's fine
JEFF
But every couple of evenings
Our things will intertwine
DIANA
If you're friends I guess
JEFF
A little caress
DIANA
Or cunnilingus doesn't cross the line
BOTH
No!
Friendship's where this ends 'cause we're just friends
JEFF
Who use chocolate syrup on each other in ways you never thought of before?
DIANA
Sure!
JEFF
We'll be honest when we're in the bedroom
DIANA
I'll tell you if you're too fast or too slow
JEFF
Thank you!
BOTH
People say this way doesn't work
But, I know that's not so
JEFF
If I suck, I wanna know
BOTH
We will keep this our little secret
Why explain what can't be explained?
We don't need a defense
'Cause this all makes perfect sense
In fact, it'd be stranger if we abstained
We won't let this get weird
JEFF
I'll stand hard
DIANA
I'll stay resolved
JEFF
I won't take you for granted
DIANA
I won't get emotionally involved
BOTH
I have lots of friendships
But this one transcends
All the ones in which I don't get laid
And that's why we're just friends...
With benefits
Hmmm.... Mmm...
And that's why we're just friends
DIANA
Who see each other naked.
BOTH
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
And that's why we're
Just friends
Just friends
Just friends
Just friends