Woke up in the morning,
Looked down by my side
What I saw there didn't fill me with pride
There was a girl I'd never seen before
Asking me if I wanted some more
I said now hey wot ya doin' in my bed
Hey wot ya doin' in my bed
I said now hey wot ya doin' in my bed
Won't you please go home
When I asked her what she was doing there
She said I'd picked her up in a pub for an affair
We went back home and we shared my bed
Now the beers and whiskies doin' funny things to my head
I said now hey wot ya doin' in my bed
Hey wot ya doin' in my bed
I said now hey wot ya doin' in my bed
Won't you please go home
Went back to bed the next night
Lordy, lord, lord, I got such a fright
There was a girl I'd seen once before
Telling me she wanted more, more, more
I said now hey wot ya doin' in my bed
Hey wot ya doin' in my bed
I said now hey wot ya doin' in my bed
Won't you please go home