You told me you sold the show
Now you've got some cool millions
You take us to meet you at your high rise
They want you to look them in the eyes
The girls in the kitchen at the stripper pole
Keep taking off their clothes and your soul
Why don't you tell me what it's like
To be zine famous
She comes home and drinks pornstars
To be zine famous
What's a guy like me got to do
To be zine famous?
Such a drag, ain't got no lovin'
I guess you can't buy everything
All messed up, things are all mangled
I think you need to look you in the eye
The girls in the kitchen at the stripper pole
Keep taking off their clothes and your soul
Why don't you tell me what it's like
To be zine famous
She comes home and drinks pornstars
To be zine famous
What's a guy like me got to do
To be zine famous?
You told me you sold the show
Now you've got some cool millions
You take us to meet you at your high rise
They want you to look them in the eyes
The girls in the kitchen at the stripper pole
Keep taking off their clothes and your soul
Why don't you tell me what it's like
To be zine famous
She comes home and drinks pornstars
To be zine famous
What's a guy like me got to do
To be zine famous?