Hey you there with that face in the mirror
What the hell are you looking at
No really who are you there to judge me
You're exactly like me but flat
I'm the who has lived this life
or the happiness that comes my way
So I'm gonna say
What the f*ck
Stay the night
There's a chance that it'll all be alright
It's possible I'm pushing this a little to far
But it's not like things can get a whole lot worse than they are
I'm not running on a streak of good luck
So what the f*ck
Another day of saving the planet
One more night of nothing but tears
And Stephen plays dumb surprised that I want him
Like we haven't been flirting for years
And I know that I was out of bounds
It was me somehow on the attack
But then he kissed me back
What the f*ck
What's the deal
Can't I ever just feel what I feel
I'm accomplished and I'm funny
I've got wisdom and wit
And a taste for certain men who treat me like shit
So romance has again run a muck
Oh what the f*ck
What the f*ck
What I do
How'd I end up laying naked with you
I was stone cold stupid sober so I can't blame the drink
I was needy I was greedy and I just didn't think
Hah that's lie I thought about it a lot
I had lots of warning thoughts I forgot
Just another bad decision I guess
Just another pile of crap in the mess
And I've managed to involve my best friend
Will my trail of sad mistakes ever end
Cause I'm starting to suspect that I'm stuck
Like a shmuck
And I suck
What the f*ck