Ihop Borders - Awkward Advances Lyrics

Pardon me miss, do you mind if we talk for a little?
Sorry if I sound nervous
It's just that your beauty is such that I could scribble
A thousand poems trying to describe it and I wouldn't come close
I could compose songs, even write in prose
But no matter how carefully I chose
My clever words and metaphors
It wouldn't do justice to the beauty
That a simple glance at you shows
Sorry, it seems my mind has strayed
Anyway, I'm not trying to get laid
I just wanted to say
"Hey, I hope you have a nice day"
I approached you, not knowing where this would be leading
Because even though I barely know you, I find you intriguing
When it's you I'm close to, I can hear my heart beating
Granted, we've only seen each other about once or twice
But we've talked and joked before on sleepless nights
And I think you're really nice, witty and bright
In short, one of the most amazing girls I've ever met in my life
Whoa, oh, oh
Hoppy is crushing once again
Whoa, oh, oh
I think I found my new girlfriend
Whoa, oh, oh
This feeling inside is oh so nice
Girl, I must be using Apple Maps
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
Now I've never been smooth, I don't know
What I could say that would make you swoon
Maybe it sounds creepy, but I'd like to see you soon
I never did master the art of the pick up line
I've thought about it a whole bunch of times
But all my clever mind
Could come up with is "Hi"
Now I'm here being awkward and shy
Hoping that you're not quick to say goodbye
I'm probably not your ideal man, but damnit I could try
To make you as happy as I possibly can
I could trade you poems for smiles
Spit verses if you're a rap fan
You could come over to play Pac-Man, see
You can be the Peach to my Mario
The Princess Leia to my Han Solo
I get inspired to write odes to your beauty
Whenever I see your photo
There's no need to rush, we can take it slow
But I'll take it as a challenge if you choose to say no
Now I just wanted you to know
I think you're one of a kind
I'm sure you're busy, so, I think it's time I let you go
Whoa, oh, oh
Hoppy is crushing once again
Whoa, oh, oh
I think I found my new girlfriend
Whoa, oh, oh
This feeling inside is oh so nice
Girl, I must be using Apple Maps
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
It's like you were made for me
In some sort of test tube
I like you more than I do
My weighted companion cube
You and I could have a lot of fun
Play old school videogames
I'd even let you be player number one
It's like you were made for me
In some sort of test tube
I like you more than I do
My weighted companion cube
You and I could have a lot of fun
Play old school videogames
I'd even let you be player number one
Whoa, oh, oh
Hoppy is crushing once again
Whoa, oh, oh
I think I found my new girlfriend
Whoa, oh, oh
This feeling inside is oh so nice
Girl, I must be using Apple Maps
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
Whoa, oh, oh
Hoppy is crushing once again
Whoa, oh, oh
I think I found my new girlfriend
Whoa, oh, oh
This feeling inside is oh so nice
Girl, I must be using Apple Maps
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes