I'm Chris Hi - BEIGE Lyrics

Hey, hey, hey!
Here comes Chris
A Rootley-Toot-Toot

I'm so BEIGE
Feeling BEIGE
In a DAZE
In all DAY
Any-WAYS
That's just me,
Color me amazed you looked my WAY
Ain't it STRANGE
I'm so BEIGE
Feeling BEIGE
Rather VAGUE
I am PLAGUED
'Cause you're the only one for me

And I would do anything at all
To stop blending into motherf*cking walls
Nothing even hurts at all
I'm all good, I was hiding in the bathroom stall

I'm here
Now I'm here
Did you even notice me, my dear?
I'm the one in the corner waving the neon sign
Open 24/7 for you to stay the night

Things are getting strange
Nobody even looks my way
Flower on the wall here, or so they say
With a withered little stem
Water this Lilly man it's going BEIGE
I don't wanna speak up cause
I've got nothing to prove
But if silence is golden
I've got metal to lose
I'm the wallpaper and you light up the room
What do you think of decor
I can't take it any more
I'm BEIGE

I'm so BEIGE
Feeling BEIGE
In a DAZE
In all DAY
Any-WAYS
That's just me,
Color me amazed you looked my WAY
Ain't it STRANGE
I'm so BEIGE
Feeling BEIGE
Rather VAGUE
I am PLAGUED
'Cause you're the only one for me

Operator, operator
Do you hear me now?
I think my phone is broke cause
Nobody is checking me out
The algorithms play within my mind a marching band
And I'd do anything to make her mine and hold her hand
But I locked myself up in the coop
With no key
Boxed into more boundaries and hoops
By the week

There's a monster in my flat
Telling me to embrace it
I'm worried sick my color's
Pale and complacent
I'm always outta time

The super painted over me
A new me moved in
He's pacing the room where I've been hidden
Got a braver face than I ever did
But I don't like his motives
I need motivation God damn it
Ruining feng shui,
F*cked up the Yin-Yang,
Breaking everything that I made myself
I'm putting mirrors to the window where I'd see the sun to judge myself
I'll tell you what
I put some effort into making this
HELL

I'm so BEIGE
Feeling BEIGE
In a DAZE
In all DAY
Any-WAYS
That's just me,
Color me amazed you looked my WAY
Ain't it STRANGE
I'm so BEIGE
Feeling BEIGE
Rather VAGUE
I am PLAGUED
'Cause you're the only one,
For me