I got a beer in my hand
I'm gonna drink it just as soon as I can
I got a beer in my other hand
I'm gonna drink it when I finish the first can
I got a cigar in my cigar
I got a cigar in my cigar
I got a lighter
I got an ashtray
I'm gonna smoke my cigar today
Today
An avocado
A bit of lime and
Some salt and I mix
It in a bowl
And that's how I make
Guacamole
I like to eat it every day
Guacamole